Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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