Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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