So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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