SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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