Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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