I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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