I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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