That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
even my farts smell like vagina
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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