Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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