Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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