Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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