Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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