This is not my ceiling
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Randomize
