Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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