I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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