also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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