If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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