Where is the hickey?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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