Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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