Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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