If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm like, not good at living.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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