I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I love having hate sex.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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