no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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