tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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