fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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