how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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