Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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