I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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