If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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