you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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