it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Two words: blizzard sex
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
