i don't like sucking hair
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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