What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I see more hoeing in ur future
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
