I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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