normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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