just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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