You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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