i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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