Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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