you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
