Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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