Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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