She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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