he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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