It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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