The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
