the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He shit in the fireplace
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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