so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
did i just pee glitter
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