Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
this hospital has no fireball
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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