you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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