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Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?

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(248): View more from Michigan

thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina

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(406): View more from Montana

Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious

(1-336): View more from North Carolina

I'm all about the fuck

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