Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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