He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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