Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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