what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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