Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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