Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
